Obscure Mythology Chapter 3
Centzon
Totochtin (400 Rabbits): Central American
Gods of Intoxication
When I
came across this one in the Mythology Dictionary, I could not pass it up. I had
to share this with you guys for sure. It isn’t connected like the last two but
that’s okay because I am trying to find and share neat but forgotten mythology
first and foremost, if there is a connection that’s just a bonus. Wait until
you guys hear about these Gods, it will brighten your day for sure. So without
further ado let me tell you what the Mythology Dictionary has to say about
Centzon Totochtin, the Aztec Gods of Intoxication.
The
Gods of Intoxication were worshipped as rabbits, the number of which indicated
the degree of drunkenness. Complete drunkenness was represented by 400 rabbits.
Some of the pulque (an alcoholic beverage made
from the fermented sap of the maguey plant) Gods were Cohuatzincatl, Ome
Tochtli, Papaztac, Patecatl, Quantlapanqui, Teatlahuiani, Tepoxtectal and
Tequechmecauiaana. (Spell Check had no clue what any of
those names were! That paragraph is nothing but red underlined words right now)!
They
were depicted with faces painted in red and black, wearing the yaca-metzli, a crescent-shaped
nose ornament, long earrings and carrying a shield.
I’ve been
400 rabbits drunk probably a dozen or so times in my life, and I don’t remember
most of those occasions. I thought this was one of the most intriguing myths I’ve
ever found to date. I wonder why they compared drunkenness to rabbits? Maybe
they say some rabbits eat fermented fruit and saw them go crazy or perhaps it
was because they thought rabbits to be foolish and drunkenly in general. All I
know for certain is that I have found a new way to gauge how intoxicated I or
someone else is. Here’s an example: Last night I drank a bottle of wine, I
guess I was probably about 150 rabbits drunk, that one time I drank a fifth of
vodka I was more like 399 rabbits drunk.
I know I
didn’t really have to include the names of the Gods but I love typing and
trying to pronounce Central American Gods. They would make great Scrabble words
if names were allowed! I am going to check the internet to see what it has to
say about these Gods of Intoxication. Anyhow, that’s all for today. I really
had to share the Centzon Totochtin with you all though, it was nice to find a
funnier side to mythology for a change. Well, have a great weekend and as
always: PEACE!!!!!!